Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Hair loss remedy


Is there something I can buy over the counter to treat my hair loss? I am a 24 year old male.

The best thing I can suggest is black shoe polish. Just rub it on your scalp. It comes as a spray and a cream. Everything else is a waste of money. Not a single cream, lotion, potion, enema, pill, tablet, piss, animal feces, cow’s brain, rhino’s arse, elephant’s testes, lion’s penis, camel's tongue, etc…none of these work. If you do not like shoe polish, wear a wig, hat or take some prozac.